Simple Pleasures Enthusiast Gifts

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"They're comfortable."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Pea

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"I see you decluttered."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"I like how you keep things simple."

What do you like most about presents?

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

Hermit

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants