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"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"They're comfortable."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Pea

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"I see you decluttered."

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I like how you keep things simple."

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

What do you like most about presents?

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

Hermit

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"