Simple Pleasures Advocate Gifts

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"They're comfortable."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

Pea

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

What do you like most about presents?

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

Born to Potter.

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

mrs wilkinson dont you have anything else to do than feed the birds

Bread and Butter

'I don't know if there's a word for it, but it's the opposite of multitasking.'

'Oh, he couldn't be sleepwalking - he's far too lazy for THAT.'

'Every time I stop to smell the roses, I find that some jerk's dog has been there first.'

The Existential Ape.

'Who knew we would be trend setters?'