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"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"They're comfortable."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Pea

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Golf escape.

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"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

What do you like most about presents?

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

Hillbilly.

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

Basic greeting cards.

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou.

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

'It's a bill for the firewood. Dang, we're still living beyond our means.'

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

mrs wilkinson dont you have anything else to do than feed the birds

Bread and Butter