Lover Of Simple Pleasures Pillows

'Okay. No one's looking.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"They're comfortable."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

'You've only been here 20 minutes and you've already lost weight? I don't see a problem. . .'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'The Big Kahuna!'

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

Hoodie

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

What do you like most about presents?

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

Basic greeting cards.

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?