Lover Of Simple Pleasures Pillows

'Okay. No one's looking.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"They're comfortable."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'You've only been here 20 minutes and you've already lost weight? I don't see a problem. . .'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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'The Big Kahuna!'

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

Hoodie

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

What do you like most about presents?

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'

Basic greeting cards.

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"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"