Lover Of Simple Joys Pillows

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"They're comfortable."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Pea

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

What do you like most about presents?

'Learn to enjoy the little things...for example, I'm delighted by all the pocket change I find under that couch!'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

mrs wilkinson dont you have anything else to do than feed the birds

"Do you ever wonder what life is about? Is it about love? Career? Family?"

"I'd say you can continue to eat, drink and make merry… but you'd better be quick."

'So you can hear the sea, what's so amazing about that?...'

Bread and Butter

"Some of us strive for greatness. Me? I'm perfectly happy with being a 'good' dog."

'Every time I stop to smell the roses, I find that some jerk's dog has been there first.'

The Existential Ape.