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The Existential Ape.

"They're comfortable."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Pea

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

What do you like most about presents?

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

'Learn to enjoy the little things...for example, I'm delighted by all the pocket change I find under that couch!'

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Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

Snail Air Balloon

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Tiny man and the chained door.