Appreciator Of Small Joys Pillows

'Learn to enjoy the little things...for example, I'm delighted by all the pocket change I find under that couch!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

How to injury yourself as an adult

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

Model Shop

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Another sleepy one town horse.

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

"Thank goodness speed bumps were finally put in. They drive like maniacs around here!"

mrs wilkinson dont you have anything else to do than feed the birds

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'

The Existential Ape.

"It's so quiet, you can hear yourself think."

Welcome to the City Library: No Soliciting Aloud!

Clancy: Simple Things

It says he was a simple man.