Someone Who Enjoys Life's Simple Pleasures Pillows

'Every time I stop to smell the roses, I find that some jerk's dog has been there first.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"They're comfortable."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

Table tennis.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Yipeee!"

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

You've done it again, Harry.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

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