Someone Who Enjoys Life's Simple Pleasures Pillows

'Every time I stop to smell the roses, I find that some jerk's dog has been there first.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"They're comfortable."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Table tennis.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Yipeee!"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."