Complexity Seeker Gifts

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Any questions?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

Bryan Ferry

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Tic-tac-toe

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Can't Touch This

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

= too complex

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

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