Complexity Enthusiast Gifts

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

'Sure, we could make it simpler but that would only complicate matters.'

Institute Of Multi-Tasking

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

Babushka

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

"And this is the latest 'non teamwork' approach to resolving the problem."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Mensa Does Improv

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

= too complex

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"What?"

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'