Complexity Connoisseur Gifts

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

Stress-inducing coloring book for adults

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mensa Does Improv

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

A Highly Networked Staff

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

The appointed time