Complexity Admirer Gifts

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

An Election Recap In The Form Of A Rube Goldberg Machine

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Mensa Does Improv

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Reign Man

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

= too complex

Robot Office Tasks

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

'Hello - goodbye.'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

"Can you fall in love with a robot?"

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

"Well, we are not sure of their purpose - except as a primitive form of transport for us..."

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'