Simplicity Appreciator Gifts

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'I'm Bored'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Caption Contest TK

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

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