Simplicity Appreciator Pillows

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'I'm Bored'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

Caption Contest TK

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'