Simplicity Lover Pillows

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

The easiest life in the world

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

Basic greeting cards.

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The World's Easiest Airport

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Yoga.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Showoff"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"It is my place!"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Relax.

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