Simplicity Lover Prints

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

The easiest life in the world

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

Basic greeting cards.

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Crowded Ice Fishing

The World's Easiest Airport

Yoga.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Showoff"

"It is my place!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Muzak's Top 10

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Relax.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'