Simplicity Enthusiast Gifts

No Frills Psychiatrist.

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Hermit

"I see you decluttered."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Less is more.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."