Simplicity Enthusiast T-Shirts

No Frills Psychiatrist.

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Hermit

"I see you decluttered."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The World's Easiest Airport

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."