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"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Diogenes and tourists

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

'I think he's a minimalist.'

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

"I see you decluttered."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

Condom Delivery

'New Art'

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'