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'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The World's Easiest Airport

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

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"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Keep it simple