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'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The World's Easiest Airport

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Keep it simple

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