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"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"They're comfortable."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

The World's Easiest Airport

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

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"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Keep it simple