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Do you sell cell phones just for making calls?

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

Ockham chooses a razor

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

A vampire in a canoe.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

I should probably get out more.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"