Simplification Seeker T-Shirts

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Any questions?"

Cat in a flap

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Uptight End"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Bryan Ferry

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Not much money, glory, or praise

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'