Complexity Seekers T-Shirts

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"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

The World's Easiest Airport

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Bryan Ferry

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Mensa Does Improv

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

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'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Keep it simple