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Gobbledygookologist

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Mensa Does Improv

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Christopher Nolan caricature

= too complex

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

Bagging the Chipmunk

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"I see you decluttered."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

'It's a tax on taxes.'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

Bureaucratic procedures

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

Basic greeting cards.

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

Catching Young Tarpon