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Gobbledygookologist

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Mensa Does Improv

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

= too complex

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"I see you decluttered."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

'It's a tax on taxes.'

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

Bureaucratic procedures

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

Basic greeting cards.

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

Catching Young Tarpon

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"