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'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

Bear Costume

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Dating an English Major

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Mensa Does Improv

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Romantic Tree Carving

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Prison Romance.

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Movies through the decades.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Man and woman

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

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