Romantic Complexity Enthusiast Gifts

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

Bear Costume

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Dating an English Major

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Mensa Does Improv

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Prison Romance.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Christopher Nolan caricature

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Movies through the decades.

Man and woman

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Extreme Intimacy.