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"Come on Emily. One more frown for the photos."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

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"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

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"That must be the artist over there."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'