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"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Wine glass face.

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"That must be the artist over there."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."