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'I keep everything bottled up.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

University Soapflakes

Relationship Warning Lights

I only have eyes for you

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

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