Emotional Collector Gifts

'I keep everything bottled up.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

I only have eyes for you

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."