Emotional Sipper Gifts

Her tears flowed like wine.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

We'll have Manhattans...

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"That must be the artist over there."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."