Soulful Sipper Gifts

Collection of Wine

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Fallen Angel.

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Bach Doubles

Paradise: Collection of wine

Scariest Tactics

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Tired and Lazy

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Her tears flowed like wine.

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."