Spirited Sippers Gifts

"Is the vodka fresh?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Happy hour.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'Boozer's Week.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Scariest Tactics

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Old man with straw in gin.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Christmas drinker

Latte Day Saints

Tea Shop.

"To the gentleman in the back, at four pounds, last bottle of gin in all Khartoum!"

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'