Cheerful Sippers Gifts

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

We'll have Manhattans...

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Wine not?"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Happy hour.

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Wine-O'Clock

Corkscrew

Tea Shop.

'Think globally, drink locally.'

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

"I feel ok until I sober up."

"Oh, come on, what's a Martini without an olive?"

Coffee shop offers A-D-D-caf coffee

Little boy wants water in the middle of the night.

Union Bar & Grill...Happy hour: all day, every day.

Collection of Wine

'Very impressive, Jack. I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize awarded for home brewing.'

With a wine in each hand you won't accidentally touch your face!