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'Very impressive, Jack. I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize awarded for home brewing.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

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'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

Her tears flowed like wine.

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

Waiter, there's a fly drowning in my soup. Try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

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"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"More wine?"