Stress-soothing Sipper Gifts

'I finally had everything together. . . and then I lost my organizer.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

We'll have Manhattans...

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

In the Fever Cubicle

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Wine not?"

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"Hang on, he's coming now."

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

'What did we do before green tea?'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

Her tears flowed like wine.

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"When did your shift start?" - "February!"

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

Time Clock.

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."