Stress-soothing Sipper Gifts

'I finally had everything together. . . and then I lost my organizer.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

We'll have Manhattans...

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

In the Fever Cubicle

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Wine not?"

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"Hang on, he's coming now."

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'What did we do before green tea?'

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

Her tears flowed like wine.

"When did your shift start?" - "February!"

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

"I have to tell you Jim. Your position is under serious review right now!"

Tax time is simply disgusting.

Time Clock.