Stress-buster Collector Gifts

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Cat in a flap

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

In and Out Tray

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

In case of emergency, break glass.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Torn-Off Mouse.

Stressed over time management

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Fragile stamper.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."