Stress Ball Collector Gifts

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

God's Stress Ball.

"Easter. . . it's a frightening time for me!"

"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Working hours.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Busy day at the office.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'You need some stress.'

'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"I see you on a beach..."

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

Yeah, I know I only needed one stress ball to squeeze, but this is way more relaxing.

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.