Stress Ball Collector Gifts

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

"Easter. . . it's a frightening time for me!"

"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Working hours.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Busy day at the office.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'You need some stress.'

'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'Big advantage!!'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"I see you on a beach..."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Fortune teller's answering crystal.

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."