Stress Soother Gifts

'I feel much better just knowing you're there for me.'

"When did your shift start?" - "February!"

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

"There's the problem. You're being self-conscious. We want unconscious."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

In Case of Anxiety Attack, Break Glass

In case of anxiety break glass

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

"Om...icron..."

Where your mind & battle are los

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...