Stress Reliever Gifts

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"It's a panic alarm. It goes off every time management show any interest in another reorganisation."

'Your entire performance review is based on what you do in the next thirty seconds...go!'

'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

"Help! I haven't saved enough for retirement!"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Woman tears down a motivational poster.

Turmoil change.

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

'You have the worry lines of a financial advisor half your age.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

'If you now feel like punching someone in the face. . . press five!'

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

"I'm taking Harvey off Crisis Management."

"And your repayment period starts...NOW!"

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"I'm not sure I need an emergency room - is there a reassurance room?"

'Why's this cheque wet?' - 'I was crying when I wrote it.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Floyd from auditing stopped by to see you. He's in your top right hand drawer.'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

Christmas party for self employed and business owners

"NOW TRY ANOTHER BLOODY VIRUS SCAN!"

Tech support...can I help you!

'How was the holiday?'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'