Stress Reliever Enthusiast Gifts

Downward spiralling dog.

Office workers in Hell.

"So a rise is out of the question, then?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I feel your pain."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Nervous Oral Testing

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Meat Grinder