Stress Reliever Enthusiast Gifts

Downward spiralling dog.

Office workers in Hell.

"So a rise is out of the question, then?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Cat in a flap

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Nervous Oral Testing

Meat Grinder

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I feel your pain."