Stress Reliever Admirer Gifts

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Fittd shēt

Meat Grinder

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."