Stress Relief Enthusiast Gifts

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Board Meeting

In case of falling stocks, break glass (bottle of gin).

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

'Inside healer'

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

"If you want to vent your anger about politicians, dear, go into the garden and dead head some flowers."

"You can always tell when Dr. Jenkins has hit his breaking point on his prior authorization days..."

2017 stress management classes spike.

'You're getting tense again.'

'You're quite right, Ms. Lamont...It is a lovely day...It almost makes me wish I were a carefree nobody.'

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I feel your pain."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"