Stress Reliever Aficionado Gifts

'Mr. Williams will see you now.'

'Turnover's down, expediture's up, my blood pressure is through the roof and the board are going round the bend. In short, Wilkins, you're fired.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Work Parfait

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Meat Grinder

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."