Stress Tamer Gifts

Tax time is simply disgusting.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'