Anxiety Tamer Gifts

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Mind-Fullness

Nervous Oral Testing

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"I need a gap year."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

The Clipping

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'Except...That.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Concern Chart

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

Executive Panic Room.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe