Emotion Tamer Gifts

Try to keep your anger under control.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mediation Process

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Computer Time Bomb.