Emotion Tamer Pillows

Try to keep your anger under control.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Secretive Weigh In.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mediation Process

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"My turn."