Behavior Tamer Pillows

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

Parenting Business Deals

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Education Guidance

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

Dad's home

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."